Ma Pomme de Terre
poetry
Ma Pomme de Terre
Have I told you of late
you are my potato baked
bathed breathed blessed ready
no added butter salt necessary
my love for you is all-consuming
your skin shouldn’t be assuming
it can save your inner blooming
for its as tasty as the first dirt cake
Shall I go to the roof to serenade?
Just the Drifters, Penguins and me
giving proof in a cappella harmony
Pomme de terre, Pomme de terre
Earth apple, Earth apple I swear
I’ll love you all the time
if you leave it’ll be a crime
a felony of the first degree
a pomerape, a pompeian tragedy
a bowl of dust, the fleet feet of fleeing pharaohs
the worst famine in the plaintive pages of potatoes
yes yes I’ll walk 500 miles to revive the dreck
of the handy boatman dead or shipwrecked
to brave the wild green waves of moody
beauty and bottomless insatiability
to find you, my only sustenance
my psalm of pommes in the distance
Oh how is it my darling dear
the closer I get to the fruit
of your roots you disappear?


Lighthearted change of pace, Ray!!! You might even call it a mash note!
This made me smile all the way through. The humor never hides the affection—it actually reveals it. Turning something so ordinary into a celebration of love is a wonderful poetic trick.